1. gelatins:

    hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2

    (via laughcentre)

     

  2. (Source: lilosprodigy, via bareass)

     


  3. vaspim:

    turnonthelitebrites:

    CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE

    HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU

    petition to make this America’s new national anthem 1 reblog = 1 signature

    Swaggy as fuck

    (via tumbloler)

     


    1. doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
    2. me: my appearance
    3. me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality
     

  4. sykofornath:

    calzonastories:

    rachelkiley:

    What happens to Disney princesses after happily ever after.

    This is amazing.

    I can’t get over how amazing his timing is.

    amazing!

    this is actually really fucking sad. i hate reality *hides under fiction fantasy books*

    (via tarclis)

     


  5. apineberry:

    dallasharder:

    uninvitedcrows:

    momotivated:

    disco-dragons:

    whimmy-bam:

    crazyhead36:

    hamburglr:

    First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.

    Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.

    Headphones on? Okay. Good.

    Now, press play.

    “Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo

    THE MUSIC IS MOVING IN MY HEAD

    I want to follow the music…

    But it’s in my head… wow.

    DUDES

    image

    I will never not reblog this.

    am I the only one who tilted my head to the music?

    This is trippy man.

    THIS IS AMAZING I COULD FEEL CHEMICALS IN MY BODY BEING RELEASED

    omg if you close your eyes…..holy fuck

    it’s not procrastination if it’s delaying work for something fuckin’ awesome

    (via tarclis)

     

  6. muah

    (Source: gifw0rld, via lolzpicx)

     

  7. this

    (Source: undefined-thought, via lolzpicx)

     

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  9. jensensations:

    Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

    (via tarclis)

     


  10. galifianafuck:

    “hey whats your zodiac sign”

    image

    (via vitarnin)

     


  11. Anonymous asked: Screw Tumblr user 2 then

    fo’ realz. jus gon’ do my thang…even though my thang is not reblogging anything so…

     


  12. Anonymous asked: Y YOU NO POST THINGS?!?!?!?!?

    Tumblr user number 2 is a little bitch das y I no post. But here’s something cool “No matter what direction you view this image from the gun will be pointing at you.”

     

  13. something user 1 would say 

    (Source: captol, via thats-slightly-raven)

     

  14. the magic school bus

    (via 420blazeprincess)